"I do like lasagne. Just as long as there's no pasta in it."
(If anyone can suggest how to make lasagne without pasta please do tell me!)
Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
Saturday, 9 April 2011
Quote of the day
Recorded advert played over Morrisons' tannoy: "Start saving for an easy Christmas!"
Friday, 7 January 2011
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
Quote of the day
Overheard in the library:
Librarian: "Just don't read it when you're over water."
Customer: "What, not even in the bath?"
Librarian: "Just don't read it when you're over water."
Customer: "What, not even in the bath?"
Sunday, 25 July 2010
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
Quote of the day
In a letter from the bank this morning:
"We've had a fantastic year, therefore your share of the profits is £2."
Wow!
"We've had a fantastic year, therefore your share of the profits is £2."
Wow!
Thursday, 1 April 2010
Quote of the day
My husband to young assistant in bookshop: "Have you got a Penguin section?"
Assistant: "Have you tried under Pets?"
Assistant: "Have you tried under Pets?"
Saturday, 6 March 2010
Quote of the day
Heard during radio commentary on the FA Cup match between Portsmouth and Birmingham City:
"All he did was play for Southampton, and they're treating him like Jack the Ripper."
"All he did was play for Southampton, and they're treating him like Jack the Ripper."
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